HOLYHEAD, Wales - A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.
Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones — aka Master Jonba Hehol — with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates` Court.
He also whacked Jones` 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones — known as Master Mormi Hehol — bruising his thigh in the March 25 incident, prosecutors said.
The two cousins and Barney Jones` brother, Daniel, set up the Church of Jediism, Anglesey order, last year. Jedi is the faith followed by some of the central characters in the "Star Wars" films.
The group, which claims about 30 members, says on its Web site that it uses "insight and knowledge" from the films as "a guide to living a better and more worthwhile life."
"We all love the films and what they stand for. Obviously some people are going to laugh about it," the Wales on Sunday newspaper quoted Barney Jones as saying last month. "But a lot of people do take it seriously."
Unfortunately for Hughes, his March attack was recorded on a video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber battle.
"Darth Vader! Jedis!" Hughes shouted as he approached.
Hughes claimed he couldn`t remember the incident, having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon (10-liter) box of wine beforehand.
"He knows his behavior was wrong and didn`t want it to happen but he has no recollection of it," said Hughes` lawyer, Frances Jones.
District Judge Andrew Shaw sentenced Hughes to two months in jail but suspended the sentence for one year. He also ordered Hughes to pay $195 to each of his victims and $117 in court costs.
In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 — 0.7 percent of the population — listed Jedi as their religion.
The missus has been joining in the monthly demonstration in front of the local Scientologist mansion (conveniently located next to a college campus full of impressionable young minds). Here`s a few pics she took. Can you guess which is her? They had a few ex-scientologists show up but they didn`t want their pictures taken even in disgiuse because they are afraid of retaliation by the Scientlogy faithful. These things go on in front of Xenu houses all over the country each month. The point is to try to raise awareness of Scientology`s cult-like policies.
The organization that does the demonstartions is called Anonymous and it is anonymous. Its all-organized by anonymous volunteers over the web.
As a side note, I hope the embedded add for DOVE sticks. I`m sure Dove would find fuckinretard.com a suitable advertising venue. Even fuckin` retards like to keep their naughty bits Dove soft.
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