Bjorn on a mountain, razed in a cave, fuckin' and truckin is all we crave!

	MISFIT I have thought of myself as a Misfit for years. I am the product of two cultures and two environments. I was born in the U.S. and grew up in Ireland. Make no mistake, I am a proud American, and I love and miss Ireland. My old man was a wild-wicked Old Crow drinkin maniac who was waiting to fight anyone or anything comin his way. I dug him in my later life though, as much trouble as he caused: he was interesting as hell. I was taken away from most of that life, and Ireland never threw me out - or questioned it. Today, I am a family man with kids I adore and a wife that floors me. I think that American people need to stand up and be counted. I parlay my filthy language and rhetoric because I feel the necessity to stand up to those who would erode our freedoms. Whoever said foul language is a substitute for lack of intelligence is a fuckin moron!
	SODOMIGHT Father, husband, agnostic, libertarian, fanboy, masturbator, agitator, skeptic, misanthrope, mid-westerner, mid-southerner, beer 'n whiskey lover, shit disturber, pop culture know-it-all, Mongrel-American, music afficianado, Misfit-buggerer, hypocrite, devil's advocate, humper of yo' momma. Not necessarily in that order.
	3MARTINIS Hey sweet thangs! Being the only chick on this block, you gotta have balls. I lovvve my Martinis, and I make em best bitches. I am actually a cute and sexy little mama with a penchant for plastic. Yes, I sell joy! I am an independent thinker, a Duranny, a fuckin American princess with the power suit inside. I am a girly girl when I wanna, and a ball bustin mafia boss when I need to be. Plus, with the chromosomal superiority, I add some semblence of respect and intelligence to the FNR crew.
	H8 I get the name "H8" because of my likable personality. I have no hair and no, I'm not a skinhead racist. Okay that's not entirely true; I am a racist towards every race especially my own. I'm not a big fan of the American government. I don't choose sides such as Republican and Democrat, rather I see myself as an independent thinking American that loves his country yet hates the direction it's headed in. I believe in God but I don't label my religion. I agree with many religions and their beliefs but I disagree with alot of them too. I like people pushing their religion on me about as much as having my head lit on fire and put out with a hammer. I keep a close band of friends and no more than that. I'm not as verbally suave as the rest of the retards; Instead of arguing, I'd rather use my 235lbs of pure pain to beat your ass. I guess you could say I'm the aggressive one of the bunch, or maybe I'm just the most retarded of the bunch. I am a family man. I have a wife and children. I enjoy reading what people have to say about some of the things we rant about, so stick around and tell us what you think.
	DRUNK MONKEY Retarded expert on everything beer, comix, punk, and stuff. Ask me anything and I'll pretend to know what you're talking about. Go ahead and try, it's fun. Actually; just like the name, I dig drinkin and throwin poop! Actually I am quite the astute scholar and opinionated as all hell. During my collegiate years, I threw some anarchy burgers right into the fray of Soccer Mom heaven. I didn't read what they wanted, I didn't write what they wanted, I didn't do what they wanted; so I actually got an education worth something. I still like to battle with words, listen to great music and read some mind-blowing off the wall "make me rethink everything" rherotic (Look in the comics).